"You might wanna google those symptoms. Pretty sure you're dying."
"Yes, I'm bleeding out of my vagina!"
“It’s just a big ball of fluff."
"What are you doing back there?"
"It's okay to be different. As long as it's you."
The gap under the toilet stalls.
"I don't know what this means, but I feel chuffed right now."
"This is weak sauce. This is Nigerian!"
Why am I even here?
"Where does the red pot go again?" "Put it on my head!"
When you forget your lyrics on stage.
“What’s your Arabic name?"
"I just hate guys — sometimes I wish I was a lesbian."