Why is it that most of the world has long been in support of the trusty, hygienic bidet, yet so many of us in the US still need some convincing?
I don’t know, but I’m here to tell you: There’s nothing weird about having a clean butthole. In fact, I’d argue, it’s weirder to be weirded out about having a clean butthole! Plus, using one means using less toilet paper (and sewer-wrecking "flushable" wipes), and if you haven’t heard, our planet is in a pretty dire state and would appreciate the gesture.
Bidets can help relieve persistent itchiness as well as pressure on conditions like hemorrhoids. And let me tell you — after you’ve started using one, you’ll never look back…except maybe to catch a glimpse of that sparkling behind, that is. 😉
Oh yeah — and for the uninitiated, a bidet, plain and simple, is a device that cleans your booty. Lucky for us, we now live in a beautiful, limitless world where bidets can take a buttload (heh heh) of forms beyond just the standalone type you might find yourself using in a classy French hotel. Let’s have a look at the options, shall we?