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    5 Types Of Bidets That'll Have Your Butt Feeling Squeaky-Clean

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    Somehow, two decades into the new millennium, there’s still something about the topic of bidets that often turns American adults into giggly teens — or provokes the sort of defiant reaction that a conversation about toilet paper never would.

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