Far, far north, in the chilly lands of Ottawa, sits a big stone castle.
Inside, people in red and white suits decide who in the land has been naughty or nice.
Not just Santas — Mrs. Claus, too.
They sit in big red chairs while people tell them what they want and why.
They might not have elves to build toys, but they give everyone the best gift of all: justice.
Supreme Court of Canada = Christmas AF
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