5 Unimportant Things We've Learnt From Game Of Thrones 7x01

Forget the important plot developments, here are the real things we've taken away from the first episode of series 7!

1. Jorah Mormont is still very much in the Friend Zone

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Jorah has now not only established himself as the most friend zoned character in tv history, but he is also covered in icky greyscale, and locked in the citadel eating what looks like...tofu scramble, to me?

2. The Hound knows the score when it comes to Hipster Haircuts

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"You think you're fooling anyone with that top knot?"

The Hound 1, Thoros' hair 0.

3. We Dislike Euron Greyjoy even more than we Dislike Cersei and Jamie

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Just his presence is enough to wind you up, am I right?

(No offence Pilou Asbæk)

4. The Citadel isn't as Glamorous as We First Thought

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This scene was a bad time for me to be eating a late night snack.

We feel for you, Sam!

5. We all love a trier!

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Tormund's eyes are still on Brienne of Tarth and we absolutely love it (although she still doesn't seem convinced).