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Take this quick 10 question quiz to find out who your spirit animal on Pipe Dreams is!

What Would Be Your Job On Pipe Dreams?

Congratulations! You are the head honcho of a beautiful craft. But you're also sexy as hell. You lay all kinds of pipe, on and off the water. You have a sensitive side but aren't afraid to show it. Many look up to you and good thing because you're a dilf!

Captain

People may underestimate you because of your position! But never listen to those assholes. You're beautiful and confident and make one HELL of a drink. Beware though, you may find love on your sea endeavors but remember to stay true to yourself and always pour your drinks with a heavy hand!

Stew

Where to start. First off congratulations because there's no ugly deckhands in the world. You are adventurous, kind and always willing to tell girls to open their legs. Be careful where you plant your seed though because you may be a dad and not know it. There are 3 golden rules: Always buy the guests shots, Hangout with them even after the trip ends and next time you teach them how to ride a boat, let them sit on your face.

Deckhand

You are the coolest and most underrated guy on the boat. S/O to your kids in C town (aka Caracas, Venezuela)

Engineer

The most problematic on the boat. You come accross as shy and unwilling to play at first but you fool those around you! Soon you will be hitting on the guests at the bar which would eventually lead to her sobbing. Next time you offer a VIP table, try not to do it with your old boss and just tell your new employer how to pay. Beside that you're sure to land a woman eventually (you're 39 tick tock) with your master chef skills. Just don't make her food with your ezcema hand.

Chef

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What Would Be Your Job On Pipe Dreams?

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