In my bed, by myself, still asleepIn my bed, not moving, will not move until 2 at the earliest. Housemate will bring me food.I already went to class and though I feel like shit, life is great.Oh my god I'm dying, lord help me. Casey?Making "breakfast" (brunch) in the ATO kitchen, texting the group chat to see if I did anything heinousStill in class, still bulletproof.documenting Mariah and/or Jacob feeling like shitdefinitely something better than whatever you're doingin bed, hoping the girl next to me will wake up and leave soon so I don't have to feel bad for waking her up.Still in bed, livin the life. I'll be up in time for practice.I've probably already been to the gym, but I still feel like shit.
Myself, because I am a laser sailor and will be forever aloneGrace McCarthyGriffin RolanderHaley BrownTyler CiceroSandy BeattyScott BarbanoCasey GowrieJacob SiegelbaumMustoBret Milot
driving the coast of senegal like a bosshome then with my gracieEurope, bitch.with my familyhawaiiwherever Mr. Gowrie brings meNew York, New Yorksomewhere excitingcrushing Malcolm in MiamiIcing Malcolm in Miamihome with my pup!
ballroomburlesqueHanging out with friendshurriedly trying to spend time with all my friends before I leave for Pariscomplainingsitting in my house doing nothingvideo games with the brosblazé blazéorganizing study hoursphotography, TedX Tufts, everything else interestingI'm not on campus.
Wtf is RetrogradeIs this something from cosmo?omg I read my horoscope this morning too!You actually believe in that stuff?dude what does "mars" mean?Oh my gosh this girl in my ballroom group is SO disorganized right now because of it.Ok I'm stressing out bc I know I can't make any big life choices until the 8th, when it's out of retrograde, but I'm going to Miami before then! What if I do something dumb!ESR you've gotta be kidding me. No more goats this time, ok?I need a drink.That Mars is some nasty stuff, buddy.This kind of question is why I quit this sport.
Stop dying.Your parents will always love you, no matter what.(orientation day, pointing at Sandy Beatty) "Don't become that kid." *challenge accepted*Just do your damn homework and you'll do great in life.Don't drink, have sex, or go out at all.Be happy!Go to Tufts. It's a family tradition.Be polite. Like really, really polite. Always.Follow your dreams, but remember to call homeNo more dating people younger than you.Study harder in English class
On My Own by Miley CyrusHow to Be a Heartbreaker by Marina and the DiamondsAlors on Danse by StromaeHigh You Are – Branchez remixUnappreciated by CherishTrust Nobody by Cashmere CatWaiting on the World to Change by John MayerI Don't Fuck With YouToo Little, Too Late by JoJoStronger by Kelly ClarksonManeater by Nelly Furtado
Nothing. I want to graduate.How to re-rig a boat from scratch properlyHow to pose for a picture while sailingHow to chug, even though I can'tHow to pole danceHow to heavy crewHow to grindHow to mix a drink (pour it on ice)How to put balls in cupsHow to basement danceHow to pick up european men
Which Junior Sailor Are You?
Congratulations. You are everything that the team aspires to. You are...the most interesting man in the world (of Tufts Sailing). Men want to be you, literally all the women want to be with you. You're literally flawless, down to the scar from that one time you fought a shark and won. Also, that second time you fought a shark and almost lost. Speaking of which, stop almost dying. Most of all, stop doing things that bruise your beautiful face, because the attractiveness of the team rests on your perfectly chiseled shoulders.
JuJu would like everyone who gets this to know that he is his own person and not just Sandy jr. This is true, but JuJu used to be such a good kid...and then he met Sandy. Then he became a FUN kid. So, JuJu: Your dancing skills are second only to Scott's, though the wall seems to be your best friend some nights. Your DJing is...special, but so are you, and we love you. We didn't know who/what we were going to get from Maryland all those years ago, and we definitely couldn't have expected you, but we couldn't have imagined anything better. Also, watch out or you may complete the trifecta...and I don't think you want to do that.
Ah, Niner. The fearless leader, exiled to the strange land of Cambridge. We wish you could come back and show us all to be swole like you. You pull harder than the rest of the team combined, which is understandable since you're so damn beautiful. Never change. Please come back to us. Keep going to Barry's Bootcamp. We miss you. *tear*
Mollz-ballz, plesgoose, pledgkus. So many names for a girl who doesn't let those names (or anything else) in edgewise. Just kidding. You can be really good at listening, we just really like making fun of you for your talking. But, we wouldn't be the same without all the things you say. We'd also all love for you to hold us as nicely as you do that turkey, but I guess that's reserved for Michael now.
So you had a lot of side bangs in high school. Like, more than the average amount. Just saying. But also, holy learning curve!! Walk on to A team real quick!! Supes impressive. But the good stuff...the freshmen will never know about the tumblr, but we will never forget. rip. Or the cupcake costume. Also rip. more like RIP. What we would've done for "yikes bos" back in the day. You are also going to lead the charge of teaching the freshmen how to be jumbos, because back in the day you pulled pretty hard. Definitely had something to do with the side....bangs.
lol. yikes bos. those european boys don't know what's coming for them, but neither do all of your classes in French. You're gonna crush both of them (hearts and exams). You're going to return in the fall and take this team to the next level. The bos will be back and crazier than ever, and we can't wait.
Hey, what? You sail now? Weird, I thought you could actually throw and catch balls, which we can't do. Turns out you're not too shabby at both things. Only problem is that you wear all of Casey's gear and so you're easily confused with a shaved casey with long hair, which is not out of the question. Who tf knows what he'll do next...that latest haircut was oddly Bitney-like. Anyway, back to you. Nice face there. You're pretty rad. Come back in the spring – you know you want to.
This is photographic evidence that you used to sail. Also photographic evidence that Ken screwed up in not getting you here year one...sorry about that.
Tyler, Tyler, Tyler. The acquired taste that we've all grown to appreciate. You're quite the character. Though Ken hates the presence of your moth (because it's always in the way), we all appreciate getting to use it for snapchats to our friends back home showing how cool our team is. We totally haven't told any recruits that Tufts has a moth when its really yours. Nope. None at all. Sorry. Anyway... your odd rigging skills are second to none, but we all want to know if you use that fancy line for anything else.
Yeah, guess what, you're stuck with us. Sorrynotsorry. You're the one who had to try to be cool and do that whole campaign thing, and now you have to stick around with us for another year. Maybe these next three semesters you'll actually come out with us.
Ok, so yeah, Mercury's in retrograde right now and you're freaking out. But it's all gonna be okay as long as you listen to your mom... it'd just be nice if she told you things BEFORE they happened and not said she knew they were GOING TO afterwards but didn't tell you so that you could learn for yourself. But you're not bitter. You're not bitter at all. You're bitter, but it's fueling some dope lifting sessions and you're going to show up in Miami ripped and ready to go sail with the alums. Go Bos. You're also going to keep making these Buzzfeed quizzes until you've exhausted every group of people on the team because you can, and you're really funny. Well done. Time to go hold a pug, because it's 2 am and you're skiing at 9. Also, remember the rule for the rest of break...always hold two drinks so you don't have a hand free to text boys that you shouldn't. SQUAAAA