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The Class of 2018 is here to play, and way too excited to become seniors/enablers in just a few short months. If you'd like to know which brand of reckless you'd be, this quiz is for you.

Which Junior Sailor Are You?

A classic here: It's noon on a Friday. Where are you? What are you doing?

Who does Facebook say your soulmate is?

Where are you spending your holiday break?

What's your favorite activity on campus, other than sailing?

Do you know what Mars being in retrograde right now means?

What's the best advice your mom ever gave you?

If you don't know it, look up the lyrics.

What's your theme song?

What do you want to teach the next generation of the team?

Congratulations. You are everything that the team aspires to. You are...the most interesting man in the world (of Tufts Sailing). Men want to be you, literally all the women want to be with you. You're literally flawless, down to the scar from that one time you fought a shark and won. Also, that second time you fought a shark and almost lost. Speaking of which, stop almost dying. Most of all, stop doing things that bruise your beautiful face, because the attractiveness of the team rests on your perfectly chiseled shoulders.

JuJu would like everyone who gets this to know that he is his own person and not just Sandy jr. This is true, but JuJu used to be such a good kid...and then he met Sandy. Then he became a FUN kid. So, JuJu: Your dancing skills are second only to Scott's, though the wall seems to be your best friend some nights. Your DJing is...special, but so are you, and we love you. We didn't know who/what we were going to get from Maryland all those years ago, and we definitely couldn't have expected you, but we couldn't have imagined anything better. Also, watch out or you may complete the trifecta...and I don't think you want to do that.

JuJu

Ah, Niner. The fearless leader, exiled to the strange land of Cambridge. We wish you could come back and show us all to be swole like you. You pull harder than the rest of the team combined, which is understandable since you're so damn beautiful. Never change. Please come back to us. Keep going to Barry's Bootcamp. We miss you. \*tear\*

Nainoa

Mollz-ballz, plesgoose, pledgkus. So many names for a girl who doesn't let those names (or anything else) in edgewise. Just kidding. You can be really good at listening, we just really like making fun of you for your talking. But, we wouldn't be the same without all the things you say. We'd also all love for you to hold us as nicely as you do that turkey, but I guess that's reserved for Michael now.

Molly

So you had a lot of side bangs in high school. Like, more than the average amount. Just saying. But also, holy learning curve!! Walk on to A team real quick!! Supes impressive. But the good stuff...the freshmen will never know about the tumblr, but we will never forget. rip. Or the cupcake costume. Also rip. more like RIP. What we would've done for "yikes bos" back in the day. You are also going to lead the charge of teaching the freshmen how to be jumbos, because back in the day you pulled pretty hard. Definitely had something to do with the side....bangs.

Lara

lol. yikes bos. those european boys don't know what's coming for them, but neither do all of your classes in French. You're gonna crush both of them (hearts and exams). You're going to return in the fall and take this team to the next level. The bos will be back and crazier than ever, and we can't wait.

Lucy

Hey, what? You sail now? Weird, I thought you could actually throw and catch balls, which we can't do. Turns out you're not too shabby at both things. Only problem is that you wear all of Casey's gear and so you're easily confused with a shaved casey with long hair, which is not out of the question. Who tf knows what he'll do next...that latest haircut was oddly Bitney-like. Anyway, back to you. Nice face there. You're pretty rad. Come back in the spring – you know you want to.

Michelle

This is photographic evidence that you used to sail. Also photographic evidence that Ken screwed up in not getting you here year one...sorry about that.

Fasolo

Tyler, Tyler, Tyler. The acquired taste that we've all grown to appreciate. You're quite the character. Though Ken hates the presence of your moth (because it's always in the way), we all appreciate getting to use it for snapchats to our friends back home showing how cool our team is. We totally haven't told any recruits that Tufts has a moth when its really yours. Nope. None at all. Sorry. Anyway... your odd rigging skills are second to none, but we all want to know if you use that fancy line for anything else.

TPaige

Yeah, guess what, you're stuck with us. Sorrynotsorry. You're the one who had to try to be cool and do that whole campaign thing, and now you have to stick around with us for another year. Maybe these next three semesters you'll actually come out with us.

Ok, so yeah, Mercury's in retrograde right now and you're freaking out. But it's all gonna be okay as long as you listen to your mom... it'd just be nice if she told you things BEFORE they happened and not said she knew they were GOING TO afterwards but didn't tell you so that you could learn for yourself. But you're not bitter. You're not bitter at all. You're bitter, but it's fueling some dope lifting sessions and you're going to show up in Miami ripped and ready to go sail with the alums. Go Bos. You're also going to keep making these Buzzfeed quizzes until you've exhausted every group of people on the team because you can, and you're really funny. Well done. Time to go hold a pug, because it's 2 am and you're skiing at 9. Also, remember the rule for the rest of break...always hold two drinks so you don't have a hand free to text boys that you shouldn't. SQUAAAA

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