So this is a Bloomin' Onion.
This is my best friend Cate.
Cate's social media presence revolves around Outback and messing with men on tinder tbh
I just right swiped a man on tinder because his bio said he worked at Outback. I'm just here to get a free Blooming Onion
@WhyS0Serio still trying to get that blooming onion
@WhyS0Serio Annnnnnndddd the blooming onion is secured
And then a fellow Outback fangirl chimed in on the whole affair
I know I don't know you but I'm OBSESSED WITH ALL OF THIS (and same) https://t.co/fwhmwe2r1v
Update: that guy never did get Cate her Bloomin' Onion.
So she tried again...
...but this man could not take a hint.
And worse?
Cate still didn't have her Bloomin' Onion.
Fast forward to this past Monday, January 2.
GAME TIME! Watch the @OutbackBowl in a game where #everyonewins. Free app on Jan 3rd. https://t.co/DPAyaXJQvH
We were rooting for Florida. That free Bloomin' Onion was within Cate's grasp.
And then, finally...
Congrats to @GatorsFB for winning the @outbackbowl! Join us tomorrow Jan 3rd for your FREE Bloomin' Onion with puโฆ https://t.co/sH59UShmEq
Bloomin' Onion secured.
And Cate realized that her previously-failed quest for a free Bloomin' Onion was due to 2016, because obviously.
I've been asking men on Tinder for months to buy me Bloomin Onions & now a whole college football team did. 2017 isโฆ https://t.co/z4pw47AuYk
So we made lunch plans.
Cate and I have lunch plans tomorrow now https://t.co/nZ4F8oiP8C
And it really truly happened.
Thanks @Outback & @GatorsFB for the free Bloomin Onion. Dreams really do come true ๐๐๐
It was love at first bite.
Even the Florida Gators were happy for Cate and the Bloomin' Onion.
@WhyS0Serio enjoy and #GoGators!
But the story didn't end there.
@WhyS0Serio Delicious dreams always come true!
In fact, Cate and Outback were about to get serious. A tweet from Outback was all Cate could have hoped for and more. I mean, she literally cried.
Literally.
@Outback @WhyS0Serio it's been a good day
And obviously I had to clue Outback in with how serious Cate's love was.
And Outback was ready to commit.
@linderlady @WhyS0Serio This is true love!๐
Heart-eyes emoji means business.
And then Cate almost got in an accident on our way home from the restaurant because she started crying again.
And I told Cate she needs to hold out for a man who makes her feel the way Outback does.
So Cate gave up her 102-day snap streak with a man later that day.
"It's so amazing. I just love Outback so much." -Cate, January 3, 2017
And Cate and Outback Steakhouse lived happily ever after.
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