1. Oh, hey, there’s a spiffy man. What’s this guy doing with his day?
2. Well, guys, would you look at that.
3. No, seriously. Look at it.
4. But take a closer look, though.
5. Closer than that, even.
6. Sir, you’re too much, stop it.
7. SIR. I JUST CAN’T EVEN DO THIS TODAY.
8. YOU ARE FANTASTIC, SIR.
- Sean Spicer said "his intention is never to lie" as White House press secretary, after making false claims this weekend about Trump's inauguration.
- President Trump signed an executive order that bans foreign organizations that receive US funding from providing abortions.
- Democratic lawmakers say Trump's new hotel in Washington, DC, has lost over $1 million and violates its lease with the government.
- The all-day breakfast boom at McDonald's is over as sales fall for the fast food giant 🍳 📉