1. Oh, hey, there’s a spiffy man. What’s this guy doing with his day?
2. Well, guys, would you look at that.
3. No, seriously. Look at it.
4. But take a closer look, though.
5. Closer than that, even.
6. Sir, you’re too much, stop it.
7. SIR. I JUST CAN’T EVEN DO THIS TODAY.
8. YOU ARE FANTASTIC, SIR.
- Donald Trump accused former Miss Universe Alicia Machado of being in a sex tape, calling her "disgusting." He's appeared in a softcore porn.
- The hair vitamins promoted by the Kardashians make "largely inaccurate" nutrient claims, according to lab tests.
- In a newly released video deposition, Trump implied he planned to call Mexicans "rapists" when he announced his presidential run.