1. Oh, hey, there’s a spiffy man. What’s this guy doing with his day?
2. Well, guys, would you look at that.
3. No, seriously. Look at it.
4. But take a closer look, though.
5. Closer than that, even.
6. Sir, you’re too much, stop it.
7. SIR. I JUST CAN’T EVEN DO THIS TODAY.
8. YOU ARE FANTASTIC, SIR.
- Donald Trump responded to the father of a fallen Muslim American soldier who criticized him at the DNC, saying, "I've made a lot of sacrifices."
- Luke Aikins became the first skydiver to successfully jump out of a plane without a parachute. He landed on a net 🌎💪
- Sixteen people died after a hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in Texas Saturday.