1. Oh, hey, there’s a spiffy man. What’s this guy doing with his day?
2. Well, guys, would you look at that.
3. No, seriously. Look at it.
4. But take a closer look, though.
5. Closer than that, even.
6. Sir, you’re too much, stop it.
7. SIR. I JUST CAN’T EVEN DO THIS TODAY.
8. YOU ARE FANTASTIC, SIR.
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