1. Oh, hey, there’s a spiffy man. What’s this guy doing with his day?
2. Well, guys, would you look at that.
3. No, seriously. Look at it.
4. But take a closer look, though.
5. Closer than that, even.
6. Sir, you’re too much, stop it.
7. SIR. I JUST CAN’T EVEN DO THIS TODAY.
8. YOU ARE FANTASTIC, SIR.
- Three people with ties to one of the San Bernardino shooters were arrested on immigration fraud charges.
- With the help of tax dollars, Trump is converting a prized federal landmark near the White House into a luxury hotel 🏨
- And a professor says most dogs don't like hugs. He studied hundreds of photos and found most of them showed tell-tale signs of stress 🐶