1. First off, steal someone’s phone and act like you’re gonna eat it.
Anyone else think that looks like a picture of James Franco?
2. THEN surprise everyone and act like you’re going to French kiss it.
3. FINALLY, just go ahead and eat it or French kiss it.
Voilà! You’re good to go!
- Donald Trump broke with decades of US policy by speaking with the president of Taiwan Friday, a move that could anger China.
- A jury failed to reach a verdict Friday in the case of Michael Slager, a former South Carolina officer charged in the fatal shooting of Walter Scott.
- The CEO of Zenefits plans to step down after 10 months on the job. A legal mess nearly sank the company this year.
- A UFC fighter is asking people to crush apples with their bare hands 🍎💪