1. First off, steal someone’s phone and act like you’re gonna eat it.
Anyone else think that looks like a picture of James Franco?
2. THEN surprise everyone and act like you’re going to French kiss it.
3. FINALLY, just go ahead and eat it or French kiss it.
Voilà! You’re good to go!
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