1. Does this photo stir up any powerful emotions? Because it ABSOLUTELY should.
2. If you don’t recognize this middle part at all, then scat, scram, get outta here!
3. No, seriously, just go. Erik Von Detten is and forever will be our oldest love.
You know his hair was itching the shit out of his face during this photo shoot.
5. But also, his beautiful Californian accent. It swept us right off our Tevas.
9. Bop Magazine might as well have been nothing without him (and JTT, of course).
12. Like, it doesn’t even matter that he wore this outfit. In fact, everyone should love this outfit. Everyone should love every single bit of this outfit. Except for that leather jacket, obviously.
14. You get the point, people. It’s Erik Von Detten.
20. In sixth grade, we never knew whether or not to write Mrs. Detten or Mrs. Von Detten on our binders.
21. So I just wrote E. V. Detten because I thought it would look sophisticated on a desk plaque.
22. Basically, in the end, we all want Erik to come back to our screens. Do something, please. We miss you and your splendid locks!
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