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What Type Of Q-Tip Are You?

In short I'm sure we ask ourselves this question all the time: "What type of Q-tip am I?" Well, fret no more because we have solved all of life's problems. Now you can know who you would be in a Q-tippy world! Enjoy!

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  1. How many items do you iron per day?

    1
    3
    infinity
    all things in existence
    -20
    zero
    depends on the day
  2. What is your primary language?

    Fart Noises
    Whale
    Klingon
    Portuguese
    Latin
    Rhymes
    Swahili
  3. What do you do when you first wake up?

    Cry
    Poop
    Contemplate Life
    Pray
    Do a lil Jig
    Wash your face and let it drip on the way back to your room
    throw something
  4. If you had to wear one outfit for the rest of your life, what would it be?

    Sack clothe and ashes
    Kimono
    Nothing, my body is a canvas
    A Loin Clothe
    Freshly iron button down neatly tucked into a freshly ironed pair of slacks with appropriate matching socks picked out the night before with freshly shined shoes. DON'T FORGET THE WATCH
    Gold chain, saggy pants, and a ratty t-shirt
    Bathrobe
  5. What word(s) would your friends use to describe you?

    Saintly
    Bloody
    Not sporty
    Bro
    Thug
    Feminine
    Fun
  6. What is your first reaction when you get mad?

    Throw something
    Get quiet
    Text the person who made you mad, "GOODBYE"
    Poop
    Rap at them (angrily that is)
    Pray for them
    Slap them with a piece of lettuce
  7. What color is your hair?

    Pink
    Clear
    What hair?
    Flamin hot cheetoh
    lemon lime twist
    brown (like poop)
    leafy green like the earth
  8. When someone is freaking out how would you calm them down?

    Yell at them
    Tell them tot get a hair cut
    Tell them "be calm"
    Cry
    Poop
    Pray over them
    Sing

What Type Of Q-Tip Are You?

You got: Waxy Q-Tip

Can you hear out of those ears?

Waxy Q-Tip
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You got: Bloody Q-Tip

Something went horribly wrong

Bloody Q-Tip
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You got: Pink Q-Tip

I bet you spent a whole 25 cents extra for this Q-tip

Pink Q-Tip
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You got: Artistic Q-Tip

The definition of art and creativity. Can it get better than this?

Artistic Q-Tip
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You got: "Q-Tip" the rapper

Better watch yourself or you'll get "q-tipped"

"Q-Tip" the rapper
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You got: Holy Q-Tip

Holy Q-tip! Thats one big habit.

Holy Q-Tip
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You got: The OG Q-Tip!

Yes, it is indeed the original gangster Q-tip. This title has been bestowed on you with great care, treat it as such.

The OG Q-Tip!
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