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Build A BuzzFeed Article And I'll Reveal What Kind Of Dog You Are

What celebrity will you be writing about for the 1,000,000,000th time?

Which insanely overused "BUZZ" word will you include in your headline?

Will your article include typos?

How much "backstory" will you provide despite this being the 1,000,000,000th time you've already talked about this story?

What's the actual point of your article?

How are people going to feel after they read your article?

You are a mystery meat that people can't help but love! Sure, some people may add some ketchup here or mustard there, maybe even some relish or onions. The truth is, even without condiments, you're still pretty freaking great. Also, nice buns ;)

Hot Dog

You are comfort at it's finest and damn finger-lickin'-good too! People don't realize they want you until they can't stop thinking about you. Some may regret it, others may get a stain, but at least you know you'll never be forgotten.

Chili Dog

I am blushing already! You take people out of their comfort zones but they LIKE it. You are made up of a bunch of unidentified ingredients that somehow work perfectly together. The line to get to you is out the door and the tip jar is full.

Dirty Dawg

You are cute, loyal, and fiercely protective! Sometimes people want to pick you up without asking for your permission and you do not hesitate to put them in their place. You plan to spend the rest of your life being pampered and I, for one, am very jealous of that.

black and tan short coat small dog on green grass field during daytime

Weiner Dog

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