This is Eleanor Shellstrop. She's the best person and she's just like you and me.

She once cried into a plunger at a supermarket.
She's a certified Arizona dirtbag.
We're ALL legit snacks if you ask me.
It's Eleanor's world, we're just living in it.
Can't count on nobody for anything.
I'm not proud to admit that it's true.
Close enough?
Do better, Chick-fil-A. Do better for Eleanor.
Girl SAME. People LOVE moral philosophy professors.
I'd do that if I saw a Hemsworth brother too, FYI.
Fork feelings, bro.
Brb gotta go cry.
Sometimes taking responsibility for your own actions just isn't an option.
Guess what, Chidi? YA BASIC.
Drink up, benches.
Although as someone who works in retail this is my worst nightmare and she loses 47,000 points for this.
I mean, who wouldn't?
Shellstrop has the mouth of a sailor and we love her for it!
"I'm your... friend!"
Who doesn't want shrimp in all forms?
We love you, Eleanor Shellstrop!
Oh fork, we're going to the Bad Place, aren't we?