Someone Needs To Invent This App That Plays Nickelback Songs To Stop You From Stalking Your Ex Online

It's featured in an online comedy video, but this could be SERIOUSLY effective.

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This parody advertisement for "Nickelblock," an app that plays Nickelback songs every time you try to to stalk your ex online, could easily make anyone metaphorically run to the nearest app store and download it immediately.

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Risks include:


Being attracted to
– Frosted tips
– Pooka shell ecklaces
– Chin pubes

A strong desire to bomb Canada for creating a monster
Loss of dignity

Please contact your doctor if you are able to listen to an entire Nickelback album as this may be a sign you'll be alone forever.