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Are you more of a waste lady or waste daddy? Take this quiz to find out!

Which Waste Patron Are You Most Like?

It's 7 am! What will we find you doing?

You're trying to get hyped before going out. What song do you listen to?

It's lunchtime. What do you make?

What faction would you be in the movie Divergent?

Who is your celebrity look-alike?

Who is your celebrity crush?

If you were on a soccer team, what position would you play?

If you were a dessert what would you be?

What's your spirit animal?

This girl is true to her name. She is a hoe for mashed potatoes and is always down for a dance party. Food is truly her passion but her cooking skills don't extend past breakfast food.

Elyse aka E-money aka Mashed potato hoe

This girl can be seen rocking a sexy boot and getting down and dirty when the song 'Pony' comes on. This girl is a belieber and eats breakfast food like it's her job.

Emma aka Lil E aka Turkey Lurkey Slut

If you're feeling down and in need of a compliment, give this girl a glass of wine and wait for the magic. She will steal your heart when she does her K-pop dance but sorry fellas, this gal is taken.

Naomi aka Gnomes aka Naomi the homie

As the president of the big booty club, this girl knows how to shake her laffy taffy. She bakes, cooks, and is perpetually napping. Ask her to do her Minnesotan accent...you won't be disappointed.

Cassidy aka Big-assidy

This girl is probably one of the smartest people you will ever meet. Legend has it, Haley got up 2 hours before a bio-chem test to study and got a 98%. Better hide your brownies, hide yo ice cream, because this girl has one hell of a sweet tooth. Although she is often the life of the party, on an average night this gal likes to go to bed before 11.

Haley aka Hay-baybay

You may be wondering who this is but there is actually a 6th member of the wasteland. Waste daddy has a passion for bacon and chocolate pudding. He can be hard to spot at the Waste because he is often hiding in his room, at the pool, or in Olin. Legend has it, his swim coach said he was too fit and needed to get more fat. His chiseled muscles may intimidate you, but he's actually a softy at heart.

Noah aka No-no aka WASTE DADDY

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