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25 People Who Are Using Twitter's New 280-Character Limit Better Than You

Just as God (and @Jack) intended.

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1. This Bee Movie lover:

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to ge… https://t.co/Zw8Nbdvh9K

2. This Shrek stan:

Some Body Once Told Me The World Is Gonna Roll Me I️ Ain’t The Sharpest Tool In The Shed She Was Looking Kind Of D… https://t.co/KH17Fj1d0E

Or Smash Mouth groupie, I guess, but Shrek stan seems more likely.

3. This person, who used 280 characters to honor our fallen comrade, six-second Vines:

Miss Keisha Miss Keisha oh my fucking god she fucking dead I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill I’m Jared I’m 19 and I ne… https://t.co/soExIrAjUe

Gone but never forgotten.

4. This history buff:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and… https://t.co/0nTOj9Vn6x

5. This ~musical~ history buff:

I'M TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKING REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS AND I'M NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I MAKE 'E… https://t.co/7yIeiehB9P

LAFAYEEEEEETTE!

6. This Renthead:

I’ve gotta get outta here. It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed in with ferti… https://t.co/vHylEZriuq

7. In the words of Rory Gilmore, "It's Avril Lavigne's world. We're just living in it":

hey hey you you i don’t like your girlfriend no way no way i think you need a new one hey hey you you i could be y… https://t.co/4Uaceor4MX

8. This person, who makes the compelling argument that it is actually Queen's world:

Is this the real life or is this just fantasy caught in a landslide no escape from reality open your eyes look up t… https://t.co/pvuvQoffyE

9. This person, who made sure we would never forget this iconic phone call:

NANCY JO.THIS IS ALEXIS NEIERS CALLING.I’M CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM IN YOUR STORY.THERE’S MANY… https://t.co/meJJ53F87S

10. Or Kim Kardashian's meltdown to end all meltdowns:

IF YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? LIKE YOU PUT ME IN SUCH AN UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION LIKE YOU KNOW IM… https://t.co/HLjWie81ZO

There's people that are dying, Kim.

11. Or this epic Tyra Banks drag:

BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. W… https://t.co/UwymY02GQ1

HOW DAAARE YOU?

12. This America's Next Top Model marathoner:

I have two beautiful ladies standing before me, but I have only one photo in my hand and this photo represents the… https://t.co/yHgcNHPVbh

Wanna be on top?

13. This person, who recited one of the best Grey's Anatomy speeches:

you are a gifted surgeon with an extraordinary mind don't let what he wants eclipse what you need he is very dreamy… https://t.co/fzYUkHj7oP

We miss you, Cristina.

14. The official account for Law and Order: SVU:

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the de… https://t.co/wO5mGpzTZM

15. And the person who tweeted this classic Elliot/Olivia scene:

If that sniper hadn't beaten you to it... I know you would have taken that shot, Olivia. No, I wouldn't've. Did you… https://t.co/x97BBqlEwV

16. This person, who made everyone who ever had to take a gym class break out in a cold sweat:

THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES… https://t.co/ISCAmjKTyz

17. This person, who reminded us of High School Musical's inspirational message:

East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where… https://t.co/USaE9WvC5E

18. And this particularly great Amanda Show sketch:

one time I was like lying in bed looking at you know.. nothing & then this spider was like hanging above my head so… https://t.co/powqovUyik

19. This person, who paid tribute to one of the greatest monologues in cinematic history:

Nick never loved me. He loved a girl who doesn’t exist. A girl i was pretending to be. The Cool Girl. Men use that… https://t.co/buCjnxUjne

20. And one of the greatest intros of all time:

Gossip girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s Elite. Who am i? That’s one s… https://t.co/6M6kze7wKk

21. This person, who is basically Charles Dickens:

it was the best of times it was the worst of times it was the age of wisdom it was the age of foolishness it was th… https://t.co/1wYkGnacHm

22. This American literature bookworm:

Gatsby believed in the green light, the future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s n… https://t.co/WH1WikW46W

23. This person who prefers Russian masterpieces:

All happy families are alike, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. Everything was upset in the Oblonsky's… https://t.co/TkSlG2B4bt

24. This person, who gave us Carol feels all over again:

Dearest, there are no accidents and he would have found us one way or another. Everything comes full circle. Be gra… https://t.co/e3duSpKx6Y

25. And this person, who wants to make sure we're all clear on the rules of Fight Club:

Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is:you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight C… https://t.co/EV94n5sHTW

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