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From spinal fluid-sucking slugs to evil dolls, The X-Files has no shortage of weird monsters. Which one are you?

Which X-Files Monster Are You?

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Part fluke worm, part man, you're the unfortunate, yet iconic, result of Chernobyl's radioactive waste. You have a tendency to latch onto people, own every color of Kylie's lip kits, and can swim a 50m freestyle in less than 30 seconds.

The Flukeman

A haunted doll from the bottom of the ocean, you are extremely loyal to the ones you love and would do anything to protect them, employing tactics that some might consider "manipulative" or "downright terrifying". You love Stephen King novels and weekend trips to New England.

Chinga

Everyone always says you're the "detachable conjoined fetus-like twin" of the friend group, and honestly, they're probably right. You'll ride on everyone else's coat tails, and are a little bit of a wallflower, letting your friends do all the talking. But the second you're hungry, you'll turn into a monster, grab the phone out of Cassandra's hand, and start screaming at the Pizza Hut delivery driver.

Leonard

A were-lizard by night and cell phone kiosk worker by day, you're a true Gemini. You love dogs, take concerningly long naps, and spend a lot of your time posturing on tinder. You never have any idea what's going on ever, but love to make new friends, nonetheless. You watch tons of FX makeup videos on youtube and always have the best Halloween costumes.

The Were-Lizard

All of your friends say you're the "literal second coming of Christ", and you find you don't mind the attention, even though they're more mindless followers basking in your godly glow than they are pals. You're always trying to find a best buddy to really support you and be your A-number-1, but no one's made the cut yet.

The Messiah Slug

Office manager by day, giant fly by night, you're a whole lot of fun at the annual office Christmas party. You seem pretty normal when people first meet you, but they more they get to know you, the more they realize what a disturbed, ugly freak you are. All of your Netflix suggestions are for zombie movies and nature documentaries about bugs.

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