I Got A Cake Saying "You Tried" Delivered To Paul Ryan

I had a successful gofundme campaign to troll Paul Ryan, and now I want him to have to comment on it.

My name is Ellen Poole, and the other day, the internet really came through for me.

My gofundme campaign to raise money to have a cake saying "you tried!" on it delivered to Paul Ryan's office was more than successful. Thanks to the glorious internet, I went over my funding goal.

After ordering the cake, I donated the remaining $13.28 to Planned Parenthood in Paul Ryan's honor. If all went according to the scheduled delivery time, Paul Ryan's D.C. office received the cake, along with a note saying "cut this cake into pieces, this is your last resort" in reference to the Papa Roach fake news extravaganza, at about 11 am today.

My dream is for Paul Ryan or one of his staffers to have to comment on this whole fiasco, because Paul Ryan is the absolute worst and tried to kill poor people with his legislation. Help me ~sweeten~ his grand legislative failure by forcing him to have to acknowledge #cakegate.

Me and a couple of my friends have been tweeting at @SpeakerRyan asking him if he received the cake and using #cakegate but we need more honorable social media goers if we're going to get a response out of him.

Please join us in tweeting him with #cakegate or emailing him or calling his constituent line so that eventually he loses it or a ballsy reporter ends up asking him about it. Just think about! The fact that people hated him so much they helped me order a cake mocking him might even end up on his wikipedia page!!!

Don't just sit by when we could make this week even worse for him.

As a final note: Paul, if you're reading this, please stop trying to kill people by taking away their healthcare. It's rude.