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Which Mess Of A Southwestern Girl Should YOU Hang Out With This Weekend?

Choose carefully, as this may become a moral obligation.

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  1. You never leave your house without....
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    headphones
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    newest obscure hobby/activity/craft
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    a good book
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    fidget spinner
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    color-coordinated planner
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    LARPing gear
  2. What is your personal #sext?
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    Netflix n talk about our feelings?
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    What are your thoughts on the 2020 election?
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    *sends Snapchat hot dog filter*
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    Let's get drunk and forget what we did
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    I haven't showered in three months
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    How about them ice caps?
  3. Choose an event likely to occur in your life.
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    Pour your heart out to a freshman year crush, get asked to stop.
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    Become a cock block when as a friend attempts to seduce a freshman in SIG
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    Become the only one in history to unsuccessfully seduce a freshman at the only open frat.
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    Have to be reminded of all the reasons not to go to PIKE after 2 am post off-campus party.
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    Discuss the dynamics of a blowjob while dancing on a table.
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    Hot guy likes you, accidentally makes our with redneck Cross-wearer.
  4. Choose a song to slow dance with your crush to at your 7th grade dream dance.
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    CRUSH-DAVID ARCHULETA
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    NO AIR -JORDIN SPARKS&CHRIS BROWN
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    ONE LESS LONELY GIRL-JUSTIN BIEBER
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    LOVEBUG - JONAS BROTHERS
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    TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE-BOYSLIKEGIRLS AND TAYLOR SWIFT
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    THE ONLY EXCEPTION - PARAMORE
  5. What are you doing on the PIKE balcony?
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    Getting someone to take your picture
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    Soft-bullying photographer who is blissfully unaware
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    Pretending to be in the trenches of a world war
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    Throwing eggs at plebians
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    Flirting with my current pursuit
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    Why would I be out there?????
  6. What's your type?
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    On the shorter side with no more than five letters in name.
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    Douchebag without heart of gold.
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    The grimier and closer they are to being in a band, the better.
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    Dungeon Master 2000
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    "Lost cause"
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    Lookin' like Ken/Barbie.
  7. Name your aesthetic.
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    Flutteringly unfinished.
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    1950s French philosopher.
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    Babe cave
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    Late night at a Moscow nightclub
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    Malibu Dreamhouse
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    Clean, things I like.
  8. How do you die?
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    Under the stars
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    Blackout death
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    In jail. I murdered my S.O. for their stupid political dispositions.
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    My crush not texting me back
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    Embarassing myself to the point of no return.
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    Neglecting physiological needs
  9. What qualities combine to create your dream man?*<br />(*If you were a straight female)
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    Musical talent Jimi Hendrix, filth level Lewis&amp;Clark
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    Dance moves Elvis, bloodthirst of Twilight vampire.
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    Mind of Confucius, the edge of DJ Pauly D.
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    Voice of Dr. Doofenshmirtz, headshape of Phineas.
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    High school quarterback body, policies of FDR
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    Romantics of Romeo, Hogwarts house of Cedric Diggory (Hufflepuff).
  10. Choose your One Night Ultimate Werewolf alter-ego.
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Which Mess Of A Southwestern Girl Should YOU Hang Out With This Weekend?

You will be held to this standard and it is now a moral obligation. Good luck!

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