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Have you ever wondered what the people who work in the crazy world of Communications is like? Well here's your chance! See which staff member you identify with most by taking just one short quiz!

Which AU Ath-Comm Staff Member Are You?

Pick an AU sport.

What is your assignment during office hours?

What are you doing on Game-Day?

Pick a slice of Dominos to have during basketball season.

Pick a character from The Office

Pick a clothing pattern.

Pick a Restaurant in D.C.

AKA "Big Nick". The big Italian cheese in the office. May be part of a mob family, no one knows for sure. Your #1 jobs are making sure Mike Brennan has enough cough drops and that Todd West doesn't swear loud enough to be heard on camera. May you never run out of hair gel.

Nick Guerriero

You love Track and Field; maybe a little too much. Anyone who likes running is automatically suspicious. You diffuse stressful office situations by going on coffee runs and may there never be a field hockey game without a bag of goldfish. You fist-bump like its still the 90's and actually look forward to Lacrosse season. Truly and office favorite.

You own more laptops than you can count, and each of them have a different game on. A master of multitasking you always have about 100 things going on at once, but somehow they all get done. High-key wants to set the marketing team's walkie-talkie on fire every time someone calls you over it. GO REDSKINS!

AKA "Little Nick", "Pap", or "Pops". You enjoy Men's Soccer so much you come back to broadcast it even after you graduated. You did graduate right? Because you're on campus a lot? You have one too many pairs of pastel pants and are a proud member of the sock of the month club. You own at least one pair of leather gloves. Viva La South Carolina and the plantation bow-tie.

Papadis

Selfie-King. You graduated, but at least you're going to AU's Grad School so you have a reason to always be on campus. You're only friends are Jewish, in the Office, or on the Frisbee team. Somehow you always get stuck on camera. Someday you will eventually organize the AU Athletics Communications Office Strike.

You made the unfortunate mistake of making eye-contact with Nick-squared during a work-study fair. You love sports but probably won't go into Communications; a true policy wonk at heart. Is in it for the Dominos during basketball season and food during Hall of Fame and Athletic's Banquet. Somehow you ended up photo-shopping volleyballs?

You just want to get your work done. No one should bother you because if you're not producing your studying for your next big play. No one understands your obscure theater references. Always on time, model staff member. Wishes the Communications Department would get it's shit together.

Nicole

Everything is super. Always has a smile on your face, though 99% of the time its probably forced. You can smell elevation from 5 rooms away. You're the only one who cares about swimming and diving. No one like disappointing you because they feel like they're disappointing a parent. Don't forget the printer paper!

Doug

The question "why am I here?" crosses your mind a lot. The only sport you care about is hockey and AU doesn't have that, so why are you here? Surely a President's time could be better-spent than sitting at a replay machine. High-key wonders where all the other "new recruits" are. Only has five friends.

Ryan

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