Fellow singletons, it's time to gather our resources and battle through another Cuffing Season; AKA, when everyone you know is getting coupled up, ready for those dark, winter nights.
Here are some of the funniest and most relatable tweets about good ole Cuffing Szn:
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Can someone arrest me so I can get cuffed during cuffing season
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Summer is over its about to get cold just pick ya favorite liar & relax.
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cuffing season isn’t real it’s just something women invented so they’d have someone to warm their freezing cold little feet on
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Ur approaching ur 30s talking about cuffing szn brother go start a family
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Cuffing szn is approaching! Block all your exes, and remember who will consistently keep you warm this fall… the club, house music, and vodka sodas. Stay loyal!
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cuffing szn is here but my boo ain’t.
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Ah yes the seasons: Hot girl summer Spooky/cuffing szn Peppermint & Winter depression Allergies
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it’s officially hard launch part of cuffing season, stay safe out there yall
10.
6 mins can really make or break you
12.
global warming is why everyone's getting curved when it's supposed to be cuffing season!!!
13.
i actually think it’s really beautiful that i hangout with a guy until he’s ready for a relationship with someone else
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Could be us
15.
I have learned what cuffing season is, and I’m not sure if I’m relieved or disappointed that it’s not as explicit as I expected it to be.
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You know it’s cuffing season when you get 10 different “how you been” texts in a week 😭
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Cuffing season! I’m being arrested for arson
18.
someone pls break my 21 year streak of being single during cuffing szn
19.
it’s cuffing season fellas don’t let her steal your hoodie
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Fellow hot girls I fear this cuffing season it’s quite possible your girl will flirt her way into a relationship 😭
21.
it’s cuffing szn or downbad szn no in betweens
22.
Hide yo girl. This garden lizard (Calotes versicolor) is putting on a full display for cuffing szn.
23.
Fuck a cuffing season it’s CUTTHROAT SEASON get it together
24.
Mum’s really buying into cuffing season on my behalf
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cuffing season just doesn’t touch you when you did two lockdowns single, gonna take more than pitch darkness at 5pm and a bit of rain to scare me I’m afraid
26.
#cuffingseason is near. Stay safe ladies. Stay #single 😘
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Cuffing season is upon us. Time to put my freezing appendages on someone’s son for warmth.