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Hello Lukie... welcome to our humble abode. We are so glad you finally came!

Which McThickems Member Are You?

Which sex store would you be most interested in shopping at?

Spirochaetes

You are a sneaky little voyer. You like to hide away and watch the action until it is time to emerge.

Strongyle

OMG, you are sick! You like getting shit on? You need help.

Crypto

are you a furry?
you like a good bitch-pup interaction

Neospora

Sarcocystis

Babesia

Hookworm

Lung worm

Its Friday Night, what are you drinking?

What is your comfort song?

What do you fear?

Pick a jean ralphio quote to cross-stitch onto a bookmark.

Who is your role model?

Food

Pick a dog.

Pick an aesthetic.

Welcome to the afterlife! Here is how you died...

Pick a post-lockdown trip.

Pick a party theme.

WHATTTT???!!?? I'm talking to Treyson Derulo right now??!? You're a freakin' G. You are a good ole boy. You do your best. You do what you can. You eat a lot of meat and drink a lot of whisky. What more can I say? I'm glad you act like an old man. It keeps me young. Can't wait to see you at Thanksgiving and argue about politics, Unkie Trey.

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Trey

You the little bright sunflower that is good at making cream puffs, aren't you? I think you are a good dancer and you wear a lot of color, which is probably a sign that you are far away from depressed. You are doing the good thing and having the chill time. Lets go to the park together to get fancy coffee. Water? yes.

Julia

Jasmin. How do I even begin to describe Jasmin? I hear she models for dap pens in Germany. I hear her cross-stitch rings are insured for 778 euros. One time she punched Ali in the face. It was awesome.
But forreal forreal, you are the queen of the vibes and the keeper of the portals. And that is on Periodt No Caps. I literally have know idea how you know everything about everyone. You are a scorpio, and thats cool.

Jasmin

Bro, this is insanity. You fancy a surf? Too bad you live in Europe with a bunch of spuds. But that doesn't matter bc you will always have diabetes. 
You probably have small calves, too.

Alexei

I can't with you... Who do you think you are?
You're kinda a piece of shit with an unhinged personality and a ton of character flaws. But you are also super cool and fun and exciting. I like your hair (most of the time). I like that you get happy when you smoke. I like your dog.
Good luck with life, bud... you're gonna need it.

Larkin

The encapsulation of what Vermont could be. The skiing sensation of pure chill. You are what chewing five gum feels like. 
Flopping and flouncing and doing your thing, you make good things happen. Thank you for showing me so many good things about coffee. You're a revelation.

Jess Cena

Hey baby girl. You're a spark plug, baby! You have a great heart and tiny hands. The color of your hair and eyes reminds me of a moose and that is high praise.
All I can say is keep on dancing. One day all will be revealed. Mwahahahahaha!

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Jessem

You're a good boy!
You also have weird feet, but you don't care because they are your feet and you love that shit!
One day, you are going to be a classy little professor in your little tweed coat carrying your little brief case and everyone around you will say "awwww, its ali. he's on his way to the convenient store to buy muffins and white bread again."
What flavor colon are you wearing today?

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Prince Ali

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