Your name is either Rachel or BenYou have at least one friend named Rachel or BenYou have at least two friends named Rachel or BenYou have more than two friends named Rachel or BenYou have at least 2 majorsYou have at least 3 majorsYou have at least one minorYou have at least 2 minorsYou have at least 3 majorsOne of those is PsychOr BioOr BusinessYou're pre-medYou're in an a cappella groupYou have complained about SodexoYou've complained about Sodexo more than once a weekYou've complained about Sodexo more than once a dayYou've waited in line for at least 20 minutes at the mailroomYou've done any sort of theatre at BrandeisYou've done open castYou've done 24 hour musicalYo've done debateOr at least know Brandeis has one of the best debate teams in the countryYou know Quidditich is the best sport we haveYou have gone sledding by the libraryYou have felt the pain of taking a chemistry classYou have hooked up in the peace roomYou're JewishYou have at least one Jewish friendYou have at least two Jewish friendsLiterally everyone you spend time with has roots to JudaismYou can name at least one Jewish holidayYou went on BirthrightYou were ineligible for Birthright because you took a gap year in IsraelYou've wanted to say yes to that free trip to Israel, but can't because you're one of the few non-JewsYou've had too many points to know what to do withYou've run out of points by OctoberYou've run out of points by the end of SeptemberYou've been concerned about the safety of the castleYou lived there anywayYou've gone on a midnight (or later) C-store runYou've been to a purim partyYou've been to the Stein drunkYou've been to the Stein highYou've been to the Stein soberYou've ordered food and the delivery guy got the Shapiro buildings confusedYou've gotten the Shapiro buildings confusedYou would sell your soul to not live in GradYou've waited for the BranVan in the rainOr the snowOr sub-freezing temperaturesYou've complained about Rabb stepsYou've gone up Rabb at least once per dayAt least twice per dayYou've gone in through Mandel so you could avoid the Rabb StepsYou've seen a protest on campusYou've participated in a protest on campusYou've gotten into political debatesYou've had conversations about social justiceYou've eaten food from the Kosher side of ShermanYou went to Camp RamahOr some other Jewish campYou're from Long IslandAnd if you're not, you could name at least 3 people from Long IslandYou always mention that the co-creators of Friends went to BrandeisYou've been to SpringfestAnd if you haven't, you've heard it from your roomYou pregamed SpringfestYou consider yourself awkwardOr nerdyOr weirdYou complain about how much college costsBut you've made lots of friendsAnd you love Brandeis anyway (or at least tolerate it cause you're only in college once)
How Brandeisian Are You?
Do you even go to Brandeis? Or do you go to some other school and wish you went here
You've done your research and are applying to go to Brandeis! Or you have a friend/relative who goes here who's told you all about this school!
Maybe you haven't had time to experience all Brandeis has had to offer, but don't worry, you'll soon join the ranks of true Brandeisians
You're a pretty typical Brandeisian. You're probably weird, Jewish, and have 2 majors and a minor.
Wow! You must be a senior or someone else who really loves this school cause you've done it all! Congrats on your 10 majors and 30 minors. You probably are also in an a cappella group, you do theatre, you're name is Rachel and you're Jewish. Good job being a real Brandeisian