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How Brandeisian Are You?

Are you actually a Brandeis student, or do you just wish you were?

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  1. Check All The Things You've Done

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    Your name is either Rachel or Ben
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    You have at least one friend named Rachel or Ben
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    You have at least two friends named Rachel or Ben
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    You have more than two friends named Rachel or Ben
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    You have at least 2 majors
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    You have at least 3 majors
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    You have at least one minor
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    You have at least 2 minors
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    You have at least 3 majors
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    One of those is Psych
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    Or Bio
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    Or Business
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    You're pre-med
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    You're in an a cappella group
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    You have complained about Sodexo
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    You've complained about Sodexo more than once a week
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    You've complained about Sodexo more than once a day
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    You've waited in line for at least 20 minutes at the mailroom
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    You've done any sort of theatre at Brandeis
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    You've done open cast
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    You've done 24 hour musical
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    Yo've done debate
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    Or at least know Brandeis has one of the best debate teams in the country
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    You know Quidditich is the best sport we have
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    You have gone sledding by the library
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    You have felt the pain of taking a chemistry class
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    You have hooked up in the peace room
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    You're Jewish
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    You have at least one Jewish friend
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    You have at least two Jewish friends
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    Literally everyone you spend time with has roots to Judaism
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    You can name at least one Jewish holiday
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    You went on Birthright
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    You were ineligible for Birthright because you took a gap year in Israel
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    You've wanted to say yes to that free trip to Israel, but can't because you're one of the few non-Jews
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    You've had too many points to know what to do with
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    You've run out of points by October
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    You've run out of points by the end of September
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    You've been concerned about the safety of the castle
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    You lived there anyway
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    You've gone on a midnight (or later) C-store run
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    You've been to a purim party
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    You've been to the Stein drunk
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    You've been to the Stein high
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    You've been to the Stein sober
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    You've ordered food and the delivery guy got the Shapiro buildings confused
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    You've gotten the Shapiro buildings confused
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    You would sell your soul to not live in Grad
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    You've waited for the BranVan in the rain
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    Or the snow
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    Or sub-freezing temperatures
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    You've complained about Rabb steps
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    You've gone up Rabb at least once per day
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    At least twice per day
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    You've gone in through Mandel so you could avoid the Rabb Steps
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    You've seen a protest on campus
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    You've participated in a protest on campus
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    You've gotten into political debates
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    You've had conversations about social justice
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    You've eaten food from the Kosher side of Sherman
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    You went to Camp Ramah
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    Or some other Jewish camp
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    You're from Long Island
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    And if you're not, you could name at least 3 people from Long Island
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    You always mention that the co-creators of Friends went to Brandeis
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    You've been to Springfest
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    And if you haven't, you've heard it from your room
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    You pregamed Springfest
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    You consider yourself awkward
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    Or nerdy
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    Or weird
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    You complain about how much college costs
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    But you've made lots of friends
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    And you love Brandeis anyway (or at least tolerate it cause you're only in college once)
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