You singYou don't just sing, you actually are good at itLike you're in an a cappella groupA musical theatre a cappella groupBecause you don't just singYou also do musical theatreIn fact, you've been in quite a few showsLike Legally BlondeWhere you played EmmettOr Little Shop Of HorrorsWhere again, you played the leadAnd you're going to be in another showAt BrandeisWhere you goEven though you're from WisconsinAnd you study NeuroscienceWith a double majorIn BiologyAnd a minorIn TheatreNow, you also danceNot like in a groupBut you dance on your ownAnd sometimes you film yourselfAnd put the videos on YouTubeYou even have a showIt's named after yourselfAnd called "Dancing With Nathan"You think everyone should watch itBut they probably already doBecause they love youAnd think you're the bestCause, like, you kinda are
Are You Nathan Schneider?
You're no Nathan, not even close.
Unfortunately, you'll have to live with being just like the rest of us
You're just starting to dance or sing, but it'll be a little while before you have your own show.
CONGRATS YOU WONDERFUL AMAZING HUMAN BEING