1. Everyone knows that puppies are pure sunshine, and need to be protected at all costs.
2. They cannot do anything besides waddle around cutely and yip at things.
3. They do stuff like FALL ASLEEP FACE FIRST IN A SHOE.
4. And they trust everyone whole-heartedly as they wait for belly rubs.
5. WE MUST PROTECT THEM.
6. They are just too pure.
7. Too dainty.
8. Too fundamentally silly to be trusted on their own.
9. Take this guy who doesn't understand slides yet.
10. And this guy discovering flowers for the very first time, thinking it's the greatest thing in the world.
11. How can we let a creature tinier than a balloon face this world alone?
12. Or an angel with such sweet, innocent eyes?
13. I SAID IT ONCE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. WE MUST PROTECT THEM.
14. Even the ones dressed like Pikachu who think they can fight the monsters.
15. And ESPECIALLY the ones who resemble cheerleader pompoms with eyes.
16. Look at this tiny, delicate being.
17. And this weensy, precious miracle.
18. The world will try to taint them.
19. But if we all work together, we can keep their lil' tails a'waggin.
20. WE'LL LET NOTHING STAND ON OUR WAY.
21. Because puppies are just too good and perfect for us to let anything happen to them ever. FOR THE PUPPIES!!!!!!!
