1.
When this turkey took his goddamn time:
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When this alligator was simply making his way downtown:
3.
When this possum had his eyes on the prize and was literally so unfazed by being caught:
4.
When this duck gave zero fucks about the new driveway:
5.
And when these deer had no clue what was going on but didn't feel like moving:
6.
When this dog didn't see how this moment was any different than every other moment:
7.
And when this cat did her business in public:
8.
When this goat laughed in the face of law enforcement:
9.
When this chicken walked fearlessly past her fallen brethren:
10.
When this squirrel didn't care what humans thought of him:
11.
When this bird had zero regard for the car he continually shat on:
12.
When this goose was completely nonchalant about sitting at a busy intersection:
13.
When this buck just didn't give a fuck:
14.
When this moose went out for a neighborhood stroll:
15.
When this bear was the most carefree:
16.
When this pigeon had no concern for tourist photos:
17.
When this hawk had a hell of a good time in someone's house:
18.
And when this corgi decided he was gonna have a great time no matter what dumb-ass things the humans put on his head: