1.
The time he got sucker punched while trying to enjoy his coffee.
2.
The time Marge discovered how he really lived.
3.
The time he had nowhere to be, but was still punctual.
4.
The time he got picked on for doing nothing wrong.
5.
The time he waited for a more respectable time to start drinking.
6.
The time he was nominated for a bunch of awards.
7.
The time he ordered a fancy drink, but didn't know how to drink it.
8.
The time he had to sit at a bar alone.
9.
The time he showed up with his squad to something they were not invited to.
10.
The time he got silly drunk in front of his boss.
11.
The time he got pudding in his eye.
