Post Grad Life As Told By The Real Housewives

I'd rather eat glass than talk about this.

So, you graduated

And you strutted across that stage

To receive that tiny piece of paper that says, "you did it"

But, like many others in your position

You may be asking yourself

Or people are asking you

What's next?

You have no idea

But, they can't know that

Because people expect big things

From grads with degrees

So, you take a deep breath

A long drag

And a big sip

And get ready to jump

Or dance

Or roll

Into that post grad life

So, you start looking for jobs

But, you have very few qualifications

And a lot of demands

But, you put your pride aside

And try to make the best of it

Eventually... you land a job!!!!!

Well, an unpaid internship...

But, you take it because having a fake job is better than no job

So, you answer phones

And emails

And try to stay engaged

Until the clock strikes 5

You survived!!!

Not without struggle

And not without tears

But, you're finally on your way to full-fledged adulthood

So, flip some tables

And live it up while you're young

Because, it's all downhill from here