Jokes Biology Majors Make
If you're a biology major, these phrases might be heard a little too often
#1: Have you started the lab report?
* Scientific method? For you hypothesis means more than an "If.. then." statement.
# 2: Organic is so hard
* This word does not mean what you find in grocery. We aren't talking broccoli of the organic variety. We are talking kind that deals with how carbon compounds interact.
#3Have you started studying for the MCAT?
* *Starts sweating*
#4: How hard is lab this week?
* The real underlying question here is: How foggy are my goggles going to get? Intense science calls for stretching and a warm lab.