eating mozz sticks at 3 amCrying and or peeing in places that you should be doing either of those things and snap storying everything that i find remotely interestinglaughing at everythingtelling ally her dog is uglyWandering offyellingspilling my drinkgetting kicked out of a club for being sober
Binge watching sex in the city in bed knittingIn gelman pretending to work but in reality you're socializing with your sratBinge watching nextflix in bed (but ptfo by 10)watching scandal in bed and complaining about my annoying ass roommatesin bed taking videos of you know who/finstaing about the other you know whodelivering postmates / calming jenna down from freaking out in the thurston laundry roomnetflix in bedthurston basement or sitting on ally's bed
Turkey chilli soup (ew)Bagle from CarvingsStarbucksPancakes from carvingsPaul's but probs just ate pretzels in my room for lunchI've been out of money since february but i did spend $0.25 on glassware from a chemlabSblock (because im the only one who actually hits the gym)authentic greek food from GRK
Gin and tonic and a power smoothieVODKAH and coke zeroLemonade (cut out alcohol for lent)Red wine cause im a classy bitchwater (lame)... we all know its svedkavodka with some vitamin water (or anything overpriced from whole foods)red wine (like ma hur)idk but whatever i'm drinking my pinky is up
It's close proximity to UMDThe active and empowering political community ! We all also know im a sucker for srat lyfelate night trips to the monuments and trying to get gassed on inauguration daythat Kaz sushi is on Gworldmy friends <333333politician spotting and the cultured and fabulous DC community!the location and campussouring in thurston
Kap SigWill say it's KA but low key hangs with too many betasDon't have oneew noneKAAAAAAPPP SIGGGGGGGYanswered beta? but we all know its Delt <3once again, kap sig (Wtf is with this)kappa fart (it's gender neutral)
Anything I can purchase with my dad's credit card but never wearing pantsBASIC but w good taste with some canadian spunk *naked 50% of the time*anything on sale at forever 21 and concert t-shirts/jamaica apparelcasual and unexcitingidk average female with a touch of jenna's closeteither rolled out of bed wearing PJ's or wearing a suit covered in lintbasic with a touch of preppinessVICTORIA'S SECRET/PINK also with a touch of jenna's clothes
rewatching sex in the city at my home in the hills in jamaicaProbably still trying to snag myself an American passport and still thinking i can save the world and make everyone canadianDrowning in debt from GW and working at a museummarried in NJ with three kids and not working even though I went to school for 7 yearsno fucking ideaBroke and still campaigning for hillary / married to jenna for citizenshipA thriving jounralist working in DC with a long-term BF with a french bulldog and a cute gtown apartmenttanning on a greek island running the country into further debt
Which Member Of The 6ixth Floor Are You!?!?!??!??!?!?!?
CONGRATS you are most like this jamaican princess (or is she British... who knows). You likely enjoy kissing your teeth, rolling your eyes and sleeping every second of the fucking day ... yet you still have a GPA above 3.5.
good for u! u won bad gal jen jen which means you have legitimately no chill and freak about everything but then soon forget about what you were freaking out after some good kush and french fries xo
your top chef skills make the room always smell like chicken but youre a bad ass bitch who can sleep through anything <3 BLESS UPPP. The gym isn't your ~forte~ nor is dieting but youre still hot AF xoxo
mazel tov you're low key amazing at life and have your shit together. you also resemble tina fey in more than one way. you will probably be insanely successful in life either by becoming prez or a professional flute magician. you're always down for alero and claim you'll go out after but we know you won't...we know
oHH BOYY OHH boYYYYYY !! you hit the jackpot mama. you are artistic and ~confused~ but have a lovely energy to you that makes people want to make out with you. you also have really nice teeth. Your bed is always clean even when it smells like fart poo. you sometimes get sexually frustrated but all is good in the hood because you have an israeli toy always waiting for you at home. your neck is also great and sometimes you cry at tapas restaurants
DID SOMEONE SAY GRK! hey there. congrats. you won luchichi karatza. you love to sport sweatpants and uggs daily and you get away with a lot of shit low key because you're ESL. you likely have your meals planned for the next 10 years. You're a badass mama who doesn't take no for an answer
woooohhoooO!! you're a straight up chiller who is always down for a good time. You're low key fucking brilliant and you're hair is always looking fire !! no pun intended.
<3 <3 <3 people have endless love for you because your fantastic and the sweetest person ever even when u hate people you're still nice. You're in a serious long term relationship with a canadian girl who is confused in america but that just speaks to your loving and caring personality. even though you study nutrition and meditating you're always down for some good old chik-fil-a. You're fiscally irresponsible but it's just because you live a bad and bougie lifestyle until it slaps you in the face. but everyone still adores you