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Secret societies have lurked surreptitiously in the shadows of society for centuries, and now you get to find out which one you're in!

Build A Date And We'll Tell You What Secret Society You Belong In

First impressions are important, so which statement shirt will you wear to grab their attention?

Sick, you look seriously cool. Your date loves your shirt, so much that they're now hungry. Where will you tke them for your spicy picnic?

They're buzzing with excitement! What did you pack for the picnic?

Oop! You just burped during lunch, where you gonna take them to save the date?

Whew, bullet dodged. They ask you what your favorite kind of music is.

"Oh, I like that too. What's your favorite Disney movie?"

Oh God. They're a Disney adult. It's time to bail, how we getting out of this?

They leave in tears. You swear you can hear them singing "Reflection" from Mulan amidst their sobs. Whatever. Now you get the rest of the day to yourself, what are you gonna do?

You're in the same secret club as famous sex magician and lover of hiking Alistair Crowley! You're dedicated to securing the "Liberty of the Individual" or whatever that means. 

You disgust me.

You freaking pervert. Stop calling sex the "supreme magical power." Stop hanging out with high schoolers. Call your mom. Walk your dog. Go look at the man in the mirror.

Ordo Templi Orientis

The Skull and Bones society is essentially a secret frat at Yale full of the richest little boys. Both Bushes were in this weird frat. Its existence confirms that there is a shadow government run by secret societies that is selling our information to corporations and running oodles of sex traffic rings. 

But you.

You're real ambitious, ready to carve out the path you see best fits you. You probably like Wolf on Wallstreet and binge drink on the weekend. 
Do you know how much a carton of milk costs? 
Ya didn't think so.
The guillotines are coming buddy.

Skull and Bones

The White Lotus is a real secret society that Avatar I guess referenced. The group emerged from Buddhism but moved away and did its own thing and lead many revolutions in China, being a symbol through the centuries of the peoples' revolution. 

You're cool. Like actually cool. You march to the beat of your own drum but don't feel the need to broadcast it to the world.

White Lotus

You're the mom friend - old fashioned, a bit of a control freak, but well-meaning. Your friends know you've got their backs.

The BPOE is pretty benign, starting out as a club for white dudes who wanted to drink after hours. It's now more service-oriented, but it's had some big names like Franklin D Roosevelt, FDR, Ben Affleck, and Eli Manning.

Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks

Alright stop being a smart ass. 

Do you *really* think you'd be in the Illuminati? Being a contrarian does not equate intellectual superiority you just got bullied in middle school. 
What is it about vulnerability that scares you? The real you is worth cultivating

Illuminati

Man you're the real deal, huh? Psyche!

Sure you've been around the block a while, and you've got street smarts, but you've gotta stop taking yourself so seriously. It's ok to be a little goofy sometimes. Regardless, you plan ahead and are in it for the long haul.

Freemasons

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