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An Animal's Guide To Speaking Like A Redneck

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3. Dang/darn/dern tootin’

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Translation: an expression of agreement, as in, “Louella, you make the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi.” “Dern tootin’.”

9. Knee-high to a grasshopper

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Translation: very young and small, as in, “The last time I saw you, you were knee-high to a grasshopper, and look how grown-up you are now!”

10. Lick

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Translation: (noun) any amount at all, usually used in negative sentences such as, “I didn’t get a lick of work done today because my boss kept calling me in for meetings.” (verb) To beat up, as in, “I licked him good that time.”

11. Like herding cats

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Translation: anything that is difficult to do, but especially anything that requires organizing difficult people (like small children)

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