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20 Of The Deepest Tweets Of All Time

Try to stop your head from exploding. You can't.

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Due to decreases in sunlight, Summer is winter for vampires #DeepThoughts

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A bike is just a unicycle with a training wheel.

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I bet puppies have a lot of misguided guilt because humans are always crying when they see them.

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why do babies cry so much. what could they possibly be so profoundly sad about

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when u see a cute service dog and u want to pet him but u know he has an important job he trained his whole life for

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What if "I Want You To Want Me" was the ballad of a ball of pizza dough searching for a friend. *i need you to knead me*

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Typos are caused by stuttering keyboards.

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If everyone is telling you not to give into peer pressure, you need to resist peer pressure and give in to peer pressure.

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Wow, I just realized why Drumsticks are called Drumsticks.

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The winter wouldn't be so bad if it was warm and sunny. So basically if the winter was just summer it would be pretty nice... #deepthoughts

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if you make a joke and no one is around to laugh is it funny?? answer: yes because i always laugh at my own jokes

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Sometimes I'm perplexed poop smells the way it does. I mean it used to be food!! #deepthoughts

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Exciting thing about moving into a studio apartment: "drinking in the bedroom" is just "drinking!"

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The thing that you're seeking is also seeking you

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"If your water broke in the pool, would you know it?" #deepthoughts

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Does carbonated water just taste like regular water when it goes flat?

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A "butt dial" is completely different from a "booty call." That's just silly.

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Would we really die for each other, if we were JUST cool for the summer? #deepthoughts

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Owls look like cats who zipped up their faces.

There's no such thing as a good summer without getting coned.

So grab a Drumstick and think some deep thoughts, friends. #GetConed

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