1. You can find a man.
2. Or become one.
3. You can get built.
4. Or get building.
5. You can change your species.
6. Or admit you’re not attracted to your own species.
7. Growing up doesn’t even take a whole song.
8. Which makes sense since you can travel the world in less than three minutes.
9. And of course, you can always just take over the world.
There are some things you can’t do.
Like force the gypsy woman to love you.
Or kiss the damn girl.
Bonus Non-Disney! You can remember why Communism sucks.
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