14 Epiphanies You'll Have Re-Watching "The Little Mermaid"
ARIEL IS WEARING HER SKIN AS A DRESS. And they call humans barbaric.
Mermaids suck at hide-and-seek.
Evidence suggests Ariel's mom was sleeping around.
Evolution hates merfolk.
King Triton secretly loves human things.
Exhibit A: Composition paper.
Exhibit B: Mirrors.
King Triton is comically naive about human nature.
Flounder is the most powerful wizard in Atlantica.
Ursula is the real victim here.
She's also the most body-positive character in this flick.
But she failed Villain 101.
Mermaids were the original BabelFish.
Fish are too stupid to live.
Grimsby is a horrible guardian.
ARIEL IS WEARING HER SKIN AS A DRESS.
This whole movie is an allegory for transgenderism.
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