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12 Movie Moments That Ruined Romance For The Rest Of Us

Thanks, Nora Ephron. Brought to you by Don Jon, in theaters this Friday, September 27.

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2. When Harry confesses his love to Sally on New Year's Eve.

Yes, Harry and Sally were SO PERFECT for each other and JUST NEVER SAW IT. But do you know what it's actually called when you're in your late 30s and you propose to your friend with whom attempts at a romantic relationship have all failed explosively? Desperate settling.

4. When Julia Roberts agrees to go out with a bookshop owner she knows nothing about in Notting Hill.

Sorry you went through all the trouble of getting a job at Barnes & Noble, but your celeb crush isn't going to walk through the door to start a torrid affair.

7. Anything that takes places on top of the Empire State Building.

It is crowded. Always. And not with romantic young lovers. With tourists who are pushing against the already existing wall of people and whose children are running in front of you and trying to see if they can scream loud enough that people on the street hear them.

8. In Once, when the woman confesses her love (in Czech) to a man (who doesn't speak Czech).

Every time a stranger on the street says something in a language I don't speak, I'm afraid I'm missing out on the love of my life. That's putting a lot of dang pressure on a trip to the grocery store.

9. When Dustin Hoffman stops a wedding in The Graduate.

So should people hope that they find the one and then a different the one and go through all the motions of marrying the lesser one so the greater one can swoop in and save them? That's chaos. Expensive chaos.

11. When Romeo and Juliet decide to get married after knowing each other for about a week.

That's a pretty aggressive timeline to compare your relationship to.

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