Oliver Dash Affatato's Week 4 Power Rankings

Oliver has been alive long enough to witness this 2016 fantasy football and he has some thought about you jamokes.

12. Chris (Team Shot in the Dark)

Is this guy even paying attention?

11. Dad (The AficionaDonatos)

I'm embarrassed to be your son

10. Vincenzo (Team Marino)

Stop making babies and pay more attention to fantasy

9. Joe (Team Wiley)

I don't know a lot, but I know this isn't a good season

8. Mike (Chanandler Bong)

Not bad for the new guy, and that's coming from a new guy

7. Gina (The Icebox)

Come on Aunt Gina, I've seen better fantasy seasons in my diaper

6. Ryan (The Bakery)

My Daddy says your good with numbers, what happened?

5. John (Ryan Gate)

Who the hell is this guy?

4. Tone (Team Shinebox)

You may be good at fantasy football but I'm better at growing hair

3. Brian (Langhorne Langoliers)

Specializes in bird law and fantasy football

2. T Bone (Anal Vapors)

This guy is going to teach me my first curse word.

1. Bobby (Make America Deflate Again)

I wish this guy was my Dad