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Which Member Of Ellen Orenstein's 2:30 Acting 2 Class Are You?

What is your worst habit?

What is your FAVORITE physical shape?

Who do you think is Ellen's favorite?

How often do you ACTUALLY rehearse?

How do you prepare the day of for Ellen?

How many mental breakdowns do you have in a week?

Which tv show/Celebrity plays commands best?

Which febreeze scent are you?

Which Tiger is your #mood?

Is your journal done?

Congratulations, you're Ellen's favorite Jew. You enjoy a long strenuous rehearsal as the opposite gender, and releasing a long scream in a sheep-like shape. Ellen wants you to date her jewish nephew, and you're considering it because you crave that A. Your Postmates order history is exclusively Popeyes fried chicken.

Bradley "Ben" Stein

Congratulations, you are the purest cinnamon roll, Liz Mattera. You may sometimes get confused for a freshman business major, but that doesn't stop you from playing MAJOR commands. Usually found consoling a frenzied McKenna. Secretly Ellen's favorite, but definitely Brooke Haney's favorite.

Liz Matter(a)

Congratulations, you are The Teresa Lang's own Derek Rene Walsh. The rare straight boy of MMC, you can usually be found with Regan being straight somewhere, or trailing closely behind some MMC director. Very dedicated student.

Derek (Rene) Walsh

Congratulations, you are MMC's resident soprano, McKenna Christine Poe. When you're not having a mental breakdown in Ellen's office, you're probably dabbing alone in the Library, making fun of Derek Rene Walsh, or plotting with Liz Matter(a). a DANCER. Could also be described as the spawn of BCE.

McKenna #bce Poe

Congratulations, you are MMC's sweetheart Savannah Occlkasjhpa;wle tkw'8et ywEKLFJAS LDF,KAS'E;FKJNSD.F LVSK EHDBFN,.LSEIDUXFH MAWES,KF ;LWGRT. Try deciphering THAT you hoes. You're classy, You're sassy, and you KNOW how to play those commands. Watch out Derek "Main Stage" Walsh, Savannah is coming 4 u...

Savannah Occ;laksjdflaksdjf

Congratulations, you are Brent Jones. Catagorized as a "leading man" your breathy ways have made you jump around a lot in Ellen's bouncy house of acting treasures. You have an incredible memory log of who has what space booked, which helps guerrilla acting rehearsal happen all over MMC's Carson Hall. Cheers to your incredible belt.

Brent Jones

Congratulations, you are the eldest member of Ellen's Acting Troupe, Domeneque (one name only, like Cher). Inspired by your true God (Barbra), you roam the Library of MMC, avoiding filling out your acting journal. You are the sole provider of "prop" liquor, which we all love you for. Cheers to you, Dom Dom! (I definitely do have my journal this semester)

Domeneque

A real Congratulations, you have secured the top position of Ellen's class, Jordan Tyson. Because you are actual factual perfection, you have nothing to fear. Between being the sweetest, peachiest RA, and coming to every and all acting rehearsals, your rank in MMC's program is unwaveringly close to the top. You're destined to play the first female Washington or Lafayette in Hamilton. Keep shining you little STAR.

"The General" Tyson

Congratulations, you're a two in one! When you're not being yelled at for talking to (yourself?) in class, you're probably at 55th street watching Moana. You'd rather be SHINY. Your bond with another is inseparable. Keep playing those commands, nerds.

Nick and Grace

Congratulations, you're the hottest bitch at Marymount. When not hosting a Monday night Bachelor party, you might be at rehearsal? Oh Stan, how can anyone be so blessed with such lovely locks. Like seriously, #hairgoals. You're usually found, starbucks or rose in hand, giving the good good gossip. 10 points for Mar.

Mariella

Congratulations, you're Marymount's resident real-life puppet. As a true real housewife of New Jersey, we'll never hear the end of your visit to Cancun and the fact that you love Hooters more than you love your obviously fake pillow baby. When you're not with child, you can be found playing a lesbian or spitting in HER shoe. Don't forget to put the D in adventure!

Krystle "Versace" Danza

Congratulations, you've been freshly fucked by Ellen's Acting II class! You have the honor of being the sweetest person in this class with the worlds dirtiest mouth. When you're not eating in class, you're probably saying things out loud that shouldn't be said. You enjoy kissing people's knees and wearing sports bras under lingerie. We all know that you're Ellen's secret fave! You go Ty Ty!!

Ty Gaines

Darn tootin'! You are the resident dolphin of the class! On the rare occasion you show up on time for dance, you can be found talking to yourself about genitals and enforcing the guest policy on the freshmen. You can be found smiling inappropriately and starring in the L Word with your girlfriend Mariella. Don't worry, the rest of us living in in the dorms wont tell about all the beer bottles in our lockers. Kill it, Killer! ;)

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