1. Sure, you have many pairs of pants.
Alright if they publish an article in the wall street journal about millennials not buying enough pants, I'll consider buying a third pair.
2. But there's that one pair. You know. The pair.
3. You've experimented with new pairs of pants, but you just keep coming back.
4. They fit like you were born in them.
5. They make you feel confident, like you can do anything in them.
6. Standing up? Sitting down? Yoga after work? You pretty much want to do it all in the one pair.
7. They've been there for you through thick and thin.
8. And they're a diary of the best meals you've ever had.
my jeans are essentially a $50 napkin come to think of it
9. Who needs pajamas when you always come home and lounge around in that one pair?
10. Really, 99% of everything you thought you lost is eventually found in their pockets.
11. Sometimes you wonder if people notice you wearing them every day.
12. You're pretty sure that even your dog can't tell the difference between you and the pants anymore.
13. Laundry day is the most stressful time because you never know if your pair is gonna make it.
14. You've even tried to buy the exact same pants, but they inexplicably aren't like your favs. What kind of magic is this?!
15. No matter what happens to them, you just can't let them go.
16. And at this point, you'll pretty much do anything to keep wearing them forever.
me trying to learn how to sew after ripping my fav pants