This Would Totally Be Disney Villain Ursula's Resume

Ursula is a very busy woman and hasn't got all day, and it's no wonder! Let's see how she markets her skills as a Talent Acquisition Manager in a winning resume.

Helping Poor Unfortunate Souls Since 1989

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Helping poor unfortunate souls is Ursula's specialty. She makes sure everyone knows it with her catchy slogan and song.

Professional Summary

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Strongly dedicated and resourceful Talent Acquisition Manager with an excellent record of identifying and placing superior job candidates. Adept at networking with a variety of sea life forms. Excellent at multi-tasking.

Special Skills

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Talent acquisition.

Negotiating contracts and successfully closing deals.

Highly engaging, sales-focused personality.

Outstanding multi-tasking abilities.

Superior written and verbal communication skills.

Exceptional creative problem-solving skills.

Experience

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Talent Acquisition Manager

Under the Sea, King Triton’s Kingdom

Utilized eel recruiting services to research and contact candidates.

Negotiated contracts, successfully closed deals, and ensured all signatures were obtained before moving forward.

Monitored and tracked the progress of candidates placed in temporary positions.

Created an engaging and mystical personal brand from scratch and disseminated job advertising to various lands in King Triton’s Kingdom.

Education

University of Under the Sea

Bachelor’s Degree in Merpeople Resources Management

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