Here's How Disney Hero Hercules Would Craft His Resume

Let's time travel to Ancient Greece and see how the son of Zeus, Hercules, would tailor his resume to stand out among his fierce competition.

From Zero to Hero, Just Like That!

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A Catchy Headline

Back in ancient times, heroes were the stuff of legends. Stories of their greatness were passed down from generation to generation. It wasn’t often a hero became a legend overnight. But Hercules did! He went from being a nobody no one took seriously to an instant hero!

Professional Summary

Ambitious Hero with experience rescuing towns from destruction, saving damsels in distress, and vanquishing a variety of monsters, most famously, the multi-headed Hydra.

Even though Hercules came from a very powerful family, he rolled up his sleeves and got to work! (Seriously, that Hydra! So many heads! I can't even look...) Herc is definitely not afraid to earn his title of Hero.

Special Skills

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Super strength.

Putting the “glad” in “gladiator.”

Strong knowledge in weightlifting.

Assisting damsels in distress.

Ridding towns of monsters.

Saving the world.

Education

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Years of training with renowned hero trainer, Philoctetes.

Glowing References

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"When Herc first approached me to train him to become a hero, I didn’t think he had the right stuff. He was just a kid! But time and time again he proved his mettle. He definitely inherited Zeus’s strength, that’s for sure! I’d recommend Herc to anybody looking for a true hero.” – Philoctetes a.k.a. “Phil”

"When I first met Herc, I thought he was a big lug. As I got to know him, it turned out he was more than just brawn – he also had a heart of gold. If that’s not hero material, I don’t know what is.” – Megara a.k.a. “Meg”

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