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11 Things That Would Happen If We Lived Dogs' Lives

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1. We'd get snacks as rewards for completing menial tasks.

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Noms.

2. People would randomly stop to say nice things to us as we walk down the street...

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Getting complimented by a stranger can turn any bad day around!

3. ...especially if we're wearing cute shoes or a spiffy sweater.

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"Well, thank you. I got it on sale." 💁

4. We'd never have to pay for a massage.

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"A little farther to the left...now the shoulders...aaaaahh."

5. Getting dirty would be totally acceptable AND adorable.

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Bring on the mud fights!

6. Photos of us would get ALL the likes, no matter where we are or what we're doing.

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Social media glory would be OURS.

7. We'd be able to ditch work for playtime by making sad puppy eyes.

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The spreadsheet can wait — it's time for a catch!

8. Running around with friends would be our daily exercise.

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Adios, expensive gym membership.

9. We'd be thrown fabulous birthday parties, no matter how old we get.

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Another year, another princess hat and fairy wings!

10. A bad hair day would be endearing rather than unfortunate.

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For dogs, there's no looking NOT cute...ever.

11. And the only quality we'd ever be judged on is how well we snuggle.

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Nothing else matters. 😘

Dogs totally have it made — but you can get rewarded too with the Discover it card. We’ll match all the cash back you’ve earned at the end of your first year. For new cardmembers only. Learn more at Discover.com/Match.