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11 Things Only Really Impatient People Understand

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1. You've been known to read the last page of a new book first.

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Who has the time to wait until the whole story unravels?!

2. When it comes to cooking, the faster the better.

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Burning the inside of your mouth because you can't wait for it to cool down is a common occurrence.

3. Ain't nobody got time for slow walkers.

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*Cue honking car horn*

4. This scenario literally crushes your soul:

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You're basically doomed.

5. But not as much as this:

"SPIT IT OUT, BUDDY."
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"SPIT IT OUT, BUDDY."

6. Painting your nails is a lost cause.

How does anyone ever wait under those drying machines for that long?
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How does anyone ever wait under those drying machines for that long?

7. Long lines are the bane of your existence.

Nothing can possibly be worth waiting THIS long for.
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Nothing can possibly be worth waiting THIS long for.

8. Delivery boys and waiters know to be on their best (and fastest) behavior when you're the customer.

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"WE ARE HUNGRY HERE PEOPLE!"

9. There just isn't enough room on the road for slow drivers.

Speed limits exist for a reason.
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Speed limits exist for a reason.

10. Arriving at the doctor's office a bit early and having to sit in the waiting room forever is truly painful.

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"I've already read every magazine and played three games of solitaire, so...?"

11. Binge watching an entire show, and then realizing you have to wait another whole year for the next season.

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UGH! THE SUSPENSE!

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