1. First, you try to map out your route through all of the tents
2. You push through the line to covet the envious free HOY! tote
3. Walking directly into a living scene from a book
5. Carefully picking out titles to take full advantage of the bargain book tents
6. Running into one of your favorite authors that you didn't expect to be there
I'm sorry Ann Brashares... I didn't pay enough attention.
7. Not pushing strangers out of the way to finish the public crossword puzzle
"You don't know 38 down then move! You're holding up the line!"