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15 Reasons People Who Don't Eat The Crust Must Be Stopped

Are you going to just stand there and watch them toss the doughy goodness? Or are you going to join DIGIORNO®, stand up, and FIGHT WITH FRESH-BAKED FURY?

1. Crust is truly the food of the gods.

2. Crust is why the universe invented dipping sauces.

3. And those who do not understand this obviously practice black magic.

4. They're basically saying nah to the circle of LIFE.

5. They are most likely stockpiling it for a day when there is no crust.

6. And if they know that there will be such a day, they're probably orchestrating it.

7. Or, maybe, people who don't eat the crust are simply wasteful.

8. Not to mention out of touch with reality.

9. Because, you see...crust is reality.

10. Math was invented purely to make sense of the complicated yet inconsequential nature of crust/reality.

11. Tossing the crust is basically

12. Also, they don't understand the actual art form of crust bubbles.

13. Do they have a problem with FREE BREAD?

14. Also, like, the crust tastes VERY good.

15. And people who don't like tasty things are not to be trusted.

But you know what's up. You respect the crust.

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And so does DIGIORNO®. Get your crust-loving hands on their Rising Crust today and show the nonbelievers the light.

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