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Are you alone for Valentine's Day? I guess you can figure out which completely real character from Yampage would be your best match!

What Yampage Author Should Be Your Valentine?

Do you want to know who your Yampage Valentine is?

What's your spirit animal?

Where do you see yourself in five years?

What topping do you not want on pizza?

What would you like to do most with someone else?

Where would you like to live?

How do you feel about astrology?

What word do you always misspell?

How would you descibe yourself?

Who do you identify with most?

Finally, what's your favorite Yampage article?

Your love for photography and editing makes you two the perfect match. Be ready for tons of adventures, jellyfish dissection, and fashion shows!

RUBY CHAMPAGNE

Your love for beauty pageants and the beatles paves the way for a wonderful bond between you and Aveline. Consider yourself lucky because you matched with Ms. Portugal from 1986 and 2014!

AVELINE CHOCOLAT

Your love for farming and bounty hunting make you and Josephine a perfect pair. Expect things to be a bit slow in the beginning, after all, she is 100-something.

JOSEPHINE DUPUIS

Your soap-carving tendencies and love for felonies makes you and Karletta the perfect pair! Things may go quickly, but be assured that it's only because the FBI trying to imprison her for the Declaration of Independence scandal of '99.

KARLETTA HIGGINS

Your willingness to adventure in strange climates paired with a pessimistic outlook on life makes you a perfect match for Johnny. Be prepared for intrepid adventures throughout the main-streets of Ohio and long conversations about all the nothing you've done in your life!

JOHNNY A. MCFREE

Your love for photography and sloths makes you a perfect pair with Katrina. Be prepared for her to remember every detail in your life which she conveniently wrote down in her private investigation notebook (Good or bad? You decide).

KATRINA AIMÉE NAIMES

Your love for churning butter and passion for bad decision making when it comes to places to live makes you a great pair for Agatha. Be prepared to shuttle her to national butter churning competitions and cheer her on from the crowd with Xtra Cheddar Goldfish!

AGATHA SMOOT

Your passion for bagpipes and Soviet Russia makes you the perfect match for Tretyakov (don't say three times in a row no matter how many times they ask- we don't know what'll happen). You'll enjoy a life of leisure and tax evasion in their log cabin in the Adirondacks with the occasional trip to town to get more maple syrup!

TRETYAKOV DMITRIY (DIMA) STEPANOVICH

Your passion for starring in movies paired with love for designer brands makes you the perfect match for Margaret. However, I am legally obligated to warn you: If you value your life, do NOT bring home any fake designer products hoping she won't notice.

MARGRET TANGERINE

Your ability to inspire people and passion for botany makes you a great match for Digby. Expect to eat a lot of traditional New Yamsterdamian dishes as well as hear stories about Simon Cowell and Elon Musk!

DIGBY THANOSCAR

Your love for dictatorships and passion for establishing life-bound cults makes you a great pair for Reginald. Be prepared for long nights on Quora converting people and deep discussions about bowties!

REGINALD THUMBINGTON III

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