13. You have seriously contemplated buying a bonnet.
Society be damned! You will not be hemmed in by arbitrary fashion rules!
19. You daydream about proudly spurning the proposals of several suitors.
Ideally, in the rain.
21. This is your version of porn:
It may or may not have a toll on your real love life.
- DNA tests can now reveal whether a bear is innocent, saving it from being euthanized.