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I'm sorry it came to this. But it's time for you to find out which member of our fantasy-football-league-turned-memey-groupchat you are. Are you ready? No. No one is. We are all hurtling toward the void at breakneck speed.

Which Member Of The People's Republic Of Ball Fantasies Are You?

We all know the first question on everybody's mind: what is your relationship with memes?

How good are you at fantasy football?

Oh hey sweetie! How's school going?

How are you with the ladies?

Biggest disappointment of 2016?

How do you like your university?

Album of the year?

Which Hamilton character are you?

And finally, pick an animal.

Hey, lucky you. Between the successes in pretty much all areas of life and the fear that it'll inevitably start to fall apart, it's pretty good to be David Humphrey. Try to expand your joke sphere and cut back on the burping, okay sport?

David Humphrey

I offer you a firm congratulations for being Stephen Clines. A memester if there ever was one, you have grown out of the enigmatic shell you once lived in. Your beard is magnificent and, much like you, a keeper (winky face). Congrats on winning the league, and keep fighting for freedom, man.

Stephen Clines

Good vibes, bro. You are the commish, and a meme-master general yourself. You've gotten pretty good at keeping your cool, and your spunk and spirit show you love your new school. Keep it fresh and memey my friend.

Jake Goes

Well hello there. You are none other than Ron Makinko. We're so glad you're with us this year. We missed you back when all the Freshman year stuff was going on. But you have firmly reinstated your place in our family by increasing your meme sharing and your finishing position in the league by a whole spot. That's pretty neat.

Brian Mikula

Well well well, if it isn't Peyton Hance. You know how to up your game when it comes to fantasy smack talk and not letting third graders drown you in the pool. We're proud of you for following in the footsteps of you choir camp counselor in becoming a math teacher, and can't wait to see how far you'll go. As long as it's not the fantasy championship again.

Peyton Hance

Hola. Te llamo Timothy. Though often disadvantaged by foreign time zones and other geographic barriers, your devotion and contribution to our league and conversation is admirable. Keep shooting for greater and more distant study abroad and internships, but don't forget about us little people. Especially when you get married to Anna Powell.

Timothy Purvis

Oh, well this is awkward. Nice to see you memeing with us, Drew. Maybe some day you'll join the league. Til then you'll have to deal with being basically Hitler and playing fantasy balls with bases.

Andrew Gaskins

K but like seriously what are you doing here? Oh that's right you wanted to hang out with us in the summer. I guess you're cool to stay. Until you make fun of George Michael dying, say a terrible joke, complain about football conversation, or do anything to tick off Jack.

Valentin Vial Serrano Torres de la Piedra de la Yachta Mattute Henly

Oh, hi. Yeah, you don't really belong here. We thought it might work out having you in our fantasy baseball league, but it like seriously did not work out. You didn't contribute much, and your interactions before leaving the group message were spotty at best. Well, have a nice life!

Katherine Doan (I think was your name) ?

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