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Which Member Of The People's Republic Of Ball Fantasies Are You?

I'm sorry it came to this. But it's time for you to find out which member of our fantasy-football-league-turned-memey-groupchat you are. Are you ready? No. No one is. We are all hurtling toward the void at breakneck speed.

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  1. We all know the first question on everybody's mind: what is your relationship with memes?

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    I do a pretty good job with my meme research, but get called out by Jack for reposting (shut up, Jack)
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    I am one with the meme the meme is with me
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    They help me to avoid the crippling sadness that I feel about everything in my life
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    I like to consider myself a wordsmith memester
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    Omg guys straight savage
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    I'm in a serious relationship with Reddit
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    I usually just send them to flirt with girls I half-jokingly half-seriously intend to marry
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    Basically the reason I wake up every morning
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    Yeah so this is a little overwhelming
  2. How good are you at fantasy football?

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    Apparently not good enough to be included in this league smh
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    I am Savage with a capital Tom
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    It just sucks that I always have to play Stephen on the weeks that count
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    I talk mean trash and occasionally it works out
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    Imma put this out there: I drafted Dak before Romo got hurt
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    Hey man I still got a trophy
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    I thrive on luck and memes, and that's apparently not enough
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    I like men
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    Yeah, I don't like actually do Fantasy...
  3. Oh hey sweetie! How's school going?

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    I'm doing great, though my family might make you believe I'm making a huge mistake
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    Casually having to defend Christianity in the middle of French class while speaking in French to French people #itsfine
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    Let's not
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    So like much better than my first semester (isn't saying too much)
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    Much like a star in the aftermath of a supernova, my dream of being a rocket scientist is still there, but fading
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    It's been rough
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    I got a 4.0 but does it really count if I don't know what I'm doing?
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    Papa, I just want to DANCE
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    I don't know you and this makes me uncomfortable
  4. How are you with the ladies?

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    Well I finally got invited to a date party so things are looking up
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    Too many options too little time amirite guys...guys?
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    I have already selected my betrothed and she knows and it's great
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    Usually take too long to take the first step but once I do I'm gucci
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    What was the purpose of camp if my CC ended up with someone else?
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    What was the purpose of camp if my CC ended up with me but in Mississippi?
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    I got a lot on my plate, but I can pull.
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    Men?
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    I'd seriously rather not answer
  5. Biggest disappointment of 2016?

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    The Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals despite having the league's first undisputed MVP-just kidding actually the election
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    The Cleveland Indians blew a-JUST KIDDING GO CUBS GO I AM A LIFELONG CUBS FAN FROM BIRTH and actually the election
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    Made really good friends in America aaaaaand I'm in Europe for the next 12 years
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    What ever happened to Jamaal?
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    High schoolers
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    Not gonna say my roommate but my roommate
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    I'm a basketball fan now
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    Nick Jonas is making a lot of money
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    Knowing Stephen Clines
  6. How do you like your university?

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    The people are great. The leadership? Eh muh heh (trails off)...
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    Second time's the charm amirite?
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    Imagine Dragons is so overrated...
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    I get to walk to school in the middle of protests I don't agree with, so that's fun
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    I get to walk to school in the middle of protests I agree with, so that's fun
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    It's pretty hard, but can't complain really
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    It's great. I liked it better before Kenny Hill showed up.
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    Haha don't you mean universities?
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    It's fine I guess
  7. Album of the year?

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    A Tribe Called Quest-We got it from here, thank you for your service. I know what this album is, which makes me better than you.
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    Dang it Jack took my answer
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    The Hamilton Mixtape
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    Probably Untitled Unmastered-Kendrick Lamar
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    Really into Christian Rap, you feel?
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    Calm down silly, I only pretend to be familiar with good music.
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    OMG I looooove Imagine Dragons I hear them on Mix 96.5 all. the. time.
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    Probably something stupid
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    The Human Condition-Jon Bellion
  8. Which Hamilton character are you?

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    Aaron Burr- Patient and brooding with great potential, but not ready or capable to take the plunge into greatness.
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    Hercules Mulligan-Typically pretty laid back but I can be brash and bold when I need to be. Sometimes I'll even say the f-word.
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    John Laurens/Phillip Hamilton-I find a moment where I die everyday, typically from embarrassment or math homework.
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    Thomas Jefferson-I am extravagant and have a decent beard and I am having an affair with a slave woman.
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    Marquis de LaFeyette-I show up in the beginning but then go off to Europe to do my own thing. I also know French.
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    King George-I pop in every once in a while with a fun interlude, but there's just an underlying sense I don't quite belong here...
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    Mike Pence-I'm Mike Pence.
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    And Peggy-Cuz I'm still salty about being the only teen chorus boy not in Shriner Ballet.
  9. And finally, pick an animal.

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    I give up
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