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14 Secrets You Can Totally Confess To The World

The no-judgment policy is set in stone. Check out Dermablend's Camo Confessions -- we all have something to cover up.

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1. You pronounced "faux" like "fox" until a few years ago.

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Some words you never say out loud, OK?!

2. You sometimes wear glasses with fake lenses.

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They're adorable and tortoise shell. Leave your opinions at the door, please.

3. You have a dolphin tattoo... somewhere.

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It might be on your lower back, but like, everyone makes mistakes.

4. You have to make space on your phone every week for the amount of selfies you take.

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Shhh...

5. You place all unwanted grocery items back in a random aisle instead of where they came from.

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Look, you're not proud of it.

6. You basically returned every single present you've ever received to get something you actually want.

7. You're the reason there is a "Don't Eat Anyone Else's Food Without Asking" sign on the fridge at work.

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There was a company-wide email about it. NBD.

8. You've turned a pimple into a beauty mark by covering it with eyeliner.

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WAT?! Cruella de Vil probably does that...

9. You took a cab for only five blocks yesterday.

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No injuries -- just a new level of lazy.

10. You ate a slice of pizza after it fell on your kitchen floor last Saturday.

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Cheese-side down... YOU REGRET NOTHING.

11. You've peed in basically every shower you've ever taken.

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OK, well now you know...

12. You've gotten spray tan abs more than you'd like to admit.

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Just like a lil definition, ya know?

13. You always have to look up how many Rs and Ss are in the word "embarrassing."

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Do you know how to spell "tomorrow"? Can't. Even.

14. And, as long as we are being honest here, you don't really know how Congress works.

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Or what the Electoral College is... but, like, oh well.

We all have something to confess or cover up, and that’s OK, but now we dare you to get a little more personal with Dermablend Professional and share your Camo Confessions to the world.