1.
You shiver half the night because you let them steal all the blankets.
2.
They have their own personal tablet to watch animal shows on.
3.
More people show up to their birthday party than to yours.
4.
You take your job super seriously but you never get mad when they slack off at theirs.
5.
You sing them lullabies to help them get to sleep...every night.
6.
You pay top dollar for their groomer but you haven't been to a hairdresser in 10 years.
7.
You took the time to teach them how to surf, but you can barely swim.
8.
You take the day off work to make sure they don't overheat on the hottest day of the year.
9.
You spend your life savings on emergency surgery for them and would definitely do it again.
10.
Your significant other is convinced you love them more.
11.
You take them to the dog park everyday after work instead of going out and having fun with human people.
12.
You sleep on the floor with them when they're not feeling well.
13.
You spend more money on toys for them than your parents spent on you as a child.
14.
You spent more time stressing out about their doggy wedding to the neighbor's dog than your own.
